W00w00 campathon 2005
From The Math Club
Alright bastards. Get ready for the w00w00 ultimate hacker campathon 2005 in the Stanislaus National Forest. This is going to be an event consisting of tents, fire, alcohol and much etc.
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All the Ws
- Who All Elites
- Where Stanislaus National Forest
- Exactly Where Board's Crossing
- When August 19-21, 2005
- Campsite Directions From San Francisco
- RSVP campathon@the-mathclub.net
AIM me for further travel arrangements, etc. Word.
The Camp Battle
I also heard of this thing going on at the exact same weekend, the Foo Camp. If you want to know which thing will be cooler ask yourself this. Do you want to be IRCing with wireless from a grassy knoll on the O-Reilly Campus drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade and blogging about Karl Rove?/
OR
Do you want to be jumping over huge bonfires thizzin getting severe burns, acting a fool and goin' stupid, gettin' super hyphy, pervin off a pimp cup of yak.
Bring your guns. Shoot some wildlife for not knowing how to calculate Euler's Totient function efficiently. Fuckin' Deers.
It's really up to you, my african-american brother, but this is what the true research scientists do.
Legal Clause
By denouncing the w00w00 Campathon and not attending, you are forfeiting your right to live a hetrosexual life.
Travel Arrangements
For anyone requiring rides to this thing, we will be arranging sorts of ad hoc transportation from San Francisco on a first come first serve basis. Anyone else willing to drive can extend this ability to rideshare to others who cannot afford sweet sweet cars of their own. Anyone coming along from outside of the area is welcome to stay somewhere in San Francisco with someone who is willing to put up with your lameness for one night before the departure to the forest area. Additionally, if you are too cheap to afford a taxi from the airport to wherever you might be freeloading for one night on a couch before the voyage to outdoor-land, someone can arrange to pick your lazy ass up.
Things You Need
- You may in fact need a tent
- You may in fact need a flash light and toilet paper to wipe you ass after you crap in a hole you dug with a stick in the middle of the night
- You may need to bring food, as I will be unwilling to let you have any of my pepperoni sticks.
- You may need to bring a female companion, as magpie does not function well as one.
- You may need guns and bear mace if you are a crazy bastard.
Beyond these basic things, I expect you to use your best judgement and bring awesome things, any additional magical ideas can be forwarded and then deemed to be too stupid to list or maybe awesome enough to then be mentioned to everyone.
Things You Dont Need
- You dont need complicated food items, no one wants duck a'la orange over a camp fire.
- Other stuff isnt needed also.
Contact and RSVP
If you have decided that youre not 100% lame and can handle doing something fucking awesome, it will be in your best interest to rsvp us at campathon@the-mathclub.net. There is absolutely no cost to this event, almost everyone is welcome, at the discretion of the secret biased and heavily judgmental committee. Feel free to let others know about this event, and have them attempt to RSVP to get involved in the coolness. If you are RSVPing as a group please just let us know all those involved, and how you plan on getting there and if you need any travel arrangement assistance.
RSVP with email,phone number, extra info to campathon@the-mathclub.net
Any other questions, etc, just AIM me screen name Ambient Empire
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